arrested for being irresponsible.
you expect a child to eat an entire cow??





5 to 7 salads?
how about 5-7 years buddy?





jell-o?
get in the cell-o.





guilty of demanding everyone eat a loaf of bread a day.




too much text.
read this: arrested.





bro i can't eat 100 pounds of conch shells.




this lady said something was sketchy.
i agreed.
locked up.





whistleblower.





















i found this lectern at a thrift store



i painted it black
+
named it the stupodium






i added a keyboard tray



some plug strips



an extra shelf



wheels



handles



a swivel mousepad
+
miscellaneous stuff







i found this desk on the curb



i painted it black





i attached some plug strips
+
string lights




added another shelf to it for my pc

























found these online.
relatable.
































this combo felt godlike to me in 2005




















pick a number [1-6]






i had a GE brand tape recorder
just like the one above
when i was a child

i'd record myself being silly
playing instruments poorly
stuff off TV
and other random things.

i try to recreate this sound when recording.


UPDATE: i have since been reunited with this recorder. i thought it was gone forever.






.mp3s have always
been there for me





















can you  put the  pieces together?






pungent